Today:
1.) Wake up
2.) Use restroom
3.) Stumble into kitchen
4.) Rinse out coffee pot
5.) Clean out coffee filter
6.) Fill coffee pot water thing
7.) Place coffee pot water thing in coffee maker
8.) Place coffee filter back in coffee maker
9.) Remove coffee filter and fill with coffee
10.) Put coffee filter back in coffee maker
11.) Turn on coffee pot
12.) Go to basement and wait
13.) Hear Mitzi wake up
14.) Hear Mitzi say, "Uh oh!"
15.) Stumble upstairs
16.) Grab some towels and the mop to clean up coffee all over the floor
17.) Hear Mitzi say, "The coffee pot was sitting in the sink"

I shouldn't make coffee without having had a cup of coffee. What a conundrum. Tonight I get to move the fridge to clean up the puddle of coffee that is underneath it.