Runny nosed

So...in 2013 I was a normal person. I got stuffed up, blew my nose, spewed out the gelatinous nose goop that normal people got. I was fine with that.

On December 30th, I had a runny nose. Not normal runny, but gushing runny. Some fuckwad had finally gotten me sick after 10+ years without the flu. Yeah, I caught gastroenteritis once, but still...no flu. I had just started the new job and endured the day leaking out of my face. By the time I left work, I was walking down the street literally dripping out of my face. I had completely given up on trying to stem the flow of watersnot draining out of my nose.

I spent the rest of the day on the couch in a fuzzy haze of consciousness. I figured I would be fine for New Years Eve and rested the entire next day on the couch while still drooling out of my nose hole. I also spent New Years Day on the couch. I did not have a fun New Years.

Anywho...seems that this episode of the flu has completely fucking broke my middle face holes. I have yet to get stuffed up. Sniffling is pretty much pointless. When I have something in my sinus that requires access to the world, it exits my body as something slightly more dense than water.

I do breathe much better now without ever having to deal with a stuffed up nose. Both sides are pretty much clear at all times. It does kinda suck just sitting here, minding my own business, being a good little boy...when all of a sudden the floodgates open and water just starts to drip out of my face. There is no warning, no contributing factors, nothing to give me an idea that this is going to occur. It just starts dripping. I nearly always feel the waterfall before it reaches the exit, but it does come close at times. It does not last long. A single tissue takes care of the flow.

Pretty sure I am screwed and also lucky. Oh well.