Sitting on the couch

So, I am sitting on the couch kinda half watching TV and I thought of something I found interesting. I figured that I may post about this subject to entertain all of you. In my beer addled brain, a small distraction occurred. After letting my brain mull this new thought over for a bit, I remembered that I was going to post about my original thought. 

Sadly, my brain was incapable of recalling my initial brain synapsis and it faded away. Frustrated, I attempted to recall this thing that seemed to be so interesting. Meanwhile, I was also thinking of other things. As I am attempting to think of the original thought, I started to think of why I was incapable of remembering it. After a bit of contemplating my inability to remember the original thought, I completely forgot that I was trying to remember it and was instead trying to figure out how I can forget something so quickly.

At this point the TV became semi-interesting, but it didn't last long. I then started to remember that I was thinking of something. At this point, I had gone so deep in trying to remember stuff, I gave up and figured I would confuse everyone on how my brain had done some sort of multilevel Inception type thing and forced me to stop thinking all together. I decided that 5 minutes of TruTV would prevent any thought processes for the time being.

I think I really need a vacation. I was watching something on TV and the phone rang on the TV. I muttered a few choice words and ran downstairs only to realize that the bitchdick on the TV has the same Avaya ringtone that my phone does.

Asshole cat has been avoiding me today. I think he is planning something.

I had more that I was going to post about a vertically challenged gangster I saw on TV, but I don't want to be butt raped by Hitler in hell. I think I am like one or two posts away from that.