Washed the car today

Decided to wash, wax, clean the car today.

Started out ok.
Car washed.
Wheels took some elbow grease.
Wheels took some more elbow grease.
Grease is starting to gunk up.
Clean my cataract clouded headlights.
Rub on goop.
Buff.
Sand.
Sand with different shit.
Sand with another different shit.
Fucking hell..two more different shits!?
Wipe and rub on more goop.
Take break.
Fuck...I have two headlights!
Take break.
Move car onto lawn under shade tree.
Wax.
Wax more...
Waxing done.
Take break
Buff.
Good hell what is that smell?
Buffing more.
Fucking dog shits everywhere!
My arms are very jiggly with the electric waxy buffy thing.
More buffing.
Need to rake up dog shits someday.
I can't feel my hands.
Maybe next year I will rake.
Buffing done.
Clean windows.
Did my arms get shorter?
I can't feel my legs.
Mommy?!

Beer and tequila seem to be numbing the pain. I need to hide Mitzi's car. She wants to wash hers.