It sometimes amazes me when I purchase something and experience a complete lack of forethought in the design of said product. Today I will speak about the loofa bath fish net scrubby thing that is not so appropriately named, "daily Luxuries".

Now, I am sure there isn't a whole lot of thinking processes that goes into the manufacturing of a loofascrubbybathgelfishnet thing, but maybe they should use someone other than a sadistic window licking shithead.

My main gripe with the thing is the little thingamabob that you hang it up with. It is not a string/rope type thing as I have previously experienced. They decided upon a small strap like tag thing that you normally see on the back of a t-shirt. It is also the exact same color as the rest of the loofascrubbybathgelfishnet thing. Each morning I have to dig around in the soap covered thing trying to find that damn loop so I can hang the shit back up.

As we may have all experienced, after a couple of weeks with a LSBGFN thing, it starts to expand like the cosmos. It goes from a nice ball of fish net and turns into the crab nebula. This makes it even more difficult to find that god damn hangy strap thing. Once you combine my hypoglycemic lack of breakfast, my old man arthritic finger bones, shaving gell in my eye holes (don't ask), and finger tips that were recently shredded by the bathgel/shavingcreme/shampoo/facecleaner bottle opening razorblades of death, I am a bit out of sorts with the search and rescue procedure required to find the damn thing.

Six more days of vacation, BBQ on Sunday! Lots of cleaning to do, but at least Carlos got my yard cleaned up. Too bad they are going to be digging a trench in my front yard in the next 24 hours or so for a new sewer line. My entire street is a clusterfuckerball right now.

Asshole cat is sleeping in the dog's bed just to piss him off.